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PC:
Hi…I’m PC...I do spreadsheets and I do accounting.

MAC:
Hi…I’m Mac…I’m hip.  I do Videos and music and keep you connected to your family.

PC:
But wait…I can do video, photography and websites and if you hook up a camera, I can let your connect with your family too.

MAC:
Yeah, well, I can do accounting too with Quicken and Excel.  I can even do MS Word.

PC:
So why do you say you are better then me?

MAC:
Ah…I look better then you.  My outer shell is nicer.

PC:
Did you see the Dell XPS machines?  They look nice too, especially with the 30” screens.

MAC:
Oh yeah!  But I cost more then you do.  Oh wait.  That’s not good.   I mean, I don’t get the “blue screen of death” like you do.  When I crash, I show my user a beautiful black see-through screen that says in a friendly manner “Please restart your system”.  I even say that in 7 other languages.

PC:
But isn’t that the same as my blue screen of death, except you don’t show the memory dump.

MAC:
Yeah.  But it’s prettier.

PC:
Well, I’m on Intel Duo Core and you are on…oh yeah, you have that too now.

MAC:
My Operating System is better then yours.  I don’t ask the user a million times to “allow” or “deny” every time they need to do something, unless, of course, they are installing a new application on me, then I ask them for their user name and password.

PC:
But I do that so that no viruses gets to me.

MAC:
Well, I don’t get any viruses.

PC:
Well, that’s just like saying someone that never has sex can’t get HERPES.  Of course not, nobody wants to sleep with you.  I get viruses because everyone “sleeps with me, over 95% of the market wants me.   What can I say…I’m a slut and I love it!”

MAC:
Yeah…well, my video editor is much better then yours.   Final Cut Pro can kick your ass.

PC:
Ah, have you seen Adobe Premiere Pro CS3?   It has the same functionality that Final Cut Pro has and now, it’s even coming to your platform!

MAC:
Really?  Shit.   What about Aperture.  You can’t do cool photo editing like that on the PC.

PC:
Ah, I have Adobe Lightroom, which is, by the way, on your platform as well.

MAC:
Oh yeah, Can you do sound editing?

PC:
Yes.

MAC:
What about web design?

PC:
You’re kidding me right?

MAC:
So why the hell do I think I’m better then you.

PC:
Not sure.

User:
Excuse me guys.  Sorry to interrupt.  But you are both good and you both suck.  Yes, MAC.  You are hipper, but that’s just marketing.   PC, you do get virus attacks, but that’s because there are more people using you and therefore a small percentage of those are idiots trying to make you look bad.

MAC:
See, the user is right.  I am hipper.

PC:
Whatever.

User:
So please stop this stupid “I’m Mac…I’m PC…I’m better then you crap.”   Because the honest truth is that you are both good and you both stink because you both crash, I don’t care what your fanatical followers say about each of you.   In fact, if it was up to me, I’d go back to my Commodore VIC 20 with the 3K and 8 colors! 

COMMODORE VIC 20:
I miss you user.

User:
I miss you too Commodore.  How’s your brother the 64 doing?  What about your dad the Amiga.  I thought he as really hip in his day.

http://blog.thedigitalmediadude.com/2007/05/07/mac-or-pc-the-real-truth.aspx